UNSW Professor Mysteriously Disappears After Suggesting They Give Semesters Another Go
UNSW Professor Mysteriously Disappears After Suggesting They Give Semesters Another Go

UNSW Professor Mysteriously Disappears After Suggesting They Give Semesters Another Go

We don’t talk about that over here

After a lengthy trimester dealing with student complaints, Zoom exams, marking and a rushed schedule, Otto Wahlberg (46) thought to shake things up on the teacher feedback sheet.

“Why don’t we give semesters another go? It was a pretty good system in my opinion” wrote the Economic professor. 

“Would it hurt to consider it?”

That would be the last of Ottos feedback, who’s been officially pronounced missing as of today.

When asked about Ottos disappearance, UNSW

Ottos wife, Mary, began to get worried after the public servants left the house to get groceries.

“We usually have wine and pavlova on Mondays while we watch Q and A, but he didn’t come home from IGA” Mary told The Native.

“Bring me back my Otto”

 

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