Believe it or not but Vandi Tran (21) just wants a cuddle. Preferably from someone who enjoys both MDMA caps on Saturdays and going for pho runs on Sundays.
The Jobkeeper beneficiary and full-time fucboi revealed to The Native today, that cooking a new Dan Hong recipe every Friday night doesn’t really mean anything, without a special someone to share it with.
“I mean look I like like a sexy cunt but I feel like the shittest cunt”
“I just can’t bro”
With winter looming around the corner, Vandi is hoping to recreate some of the warm fuzzy feelings he had with Sefton-raised LG, Selina Nguyen, last year at Midnight Mafia.
“After I gave her a shoulder ride she gave me a hectic neck massage”
“Lovey dovey or what cuz?”
Mustering his inner Romeo, Vandi slides into Ms Nguyen’s direct messages via Instagram.
“You up? x”
About a minute passes before Selina starts to type only to stop. She types one more time before stopping completely, leaving Vandi in a hopeless abyss known as the ‘seen zone’.
To add insult to injury, Selina uploads a new photo just 30 minutes with Justin Pham, a more seasoned fucboi who has access to more drugs than Vandi.
“Lockdown with this one” Reads the caption.
Introducing our first ever merch:
Plenty of spice, but not much cuddles to come.