Rahul Sharma has been feeling rather confident ever since since getting a haircut similar to that of the late Aziz Shavershian, otherwise known as ‘Zyzz.’
Since the death of the Sydney-based fitness icon in 2011, many teenagers have reverted to both neat haircuts and a steadily decline in the use of the phrase “aesthetics as fuck brah”.
However since joining the gym two months prior, Rahul feels it’s his turn to rock the side-fringe, spiked-top, half-mullet look as he enters the second semester of year 10.
“Fresh cuts for the sluts brah!!” He yells to his friends in a thick Lebanese-Australian at recess with his sleeves rolled up.
Inspired by Jon Skywalker and Jeff Seid, Rahul knows that his hairstyle and stringer singlet will pull all the bitches at the next underage festival.
“Are you mirin? Do you even lift?”
Rahul’s interest in progressive trance and music festivals has also peaked since watching YouTube videos of music festivals his PE teacher used to attend.
“Bro I can’t wait until I can go to the next ASOT. I’ll be 18 in two years so I’ll be fucking jacked. By then I should also be able to afford a massive wings tatt on my back and a full arm sleeve.”
Despite being 5”7 and on a vegetarian diet consisting of bread and curries, Rahul is proud of the 4kgs he’s gained since he starting working out. “I’ve cracked 154lbs (70kgs) and I reckon I’ll be 170lbs (80kgs) by end of the year… follow me on insta bro.”